Some Strange Something

Somebody, and I'm not positively sure who, MUST have put something in the little kid's food tonight.  Let me give you a mental picture;

Me, Sam, lying on the great room floor.

First, I was supposed to be becoming a mummy,

Dominic covered me in blankets...

Put wood blocks on my legs, stomach, hands and feet...

Audrey started poking me with who knows what (my head was covered with a blanket at the time.)...

And said a 'magic spell'....

And then I became a crazy tickling zombie.

Not what they were planning.

About a minute after the 'spell' was said the two of them were over the whole "crazy tickling zombie" thing, and they switched to:

"Doctoring" me,

Audrey's got a toy John Deere Chainsaw and was "operating" on me, because APPARENTLY I've got something wrong with my blood stream.

Dominic was slicing me open with a toy army knife, because, obviously I have something wrong with my brain and it needs to be cut open.

They also 'handcuffed' me with one of those fabric wraps that you put on sprains.

Meanwhile, Lili is watching all of this going on from her upside-down perch on the couch, giggling madly and grinning like a psycho child.

Dominic insisted that I needed my reflexes checked ALL OVER MY BODY.

And Audrey, well she just continued with the chainsaw.

After he was done 'tapping' me with the blunt edge of his toy knife Dominic decided it was time to start a game of Frisbee with me, while I was still on the floor covered in blankets and bandages and being tended to by a psychotic chainsaw wielding doctor.

Lili started building a block tower.

She ordered that EVERYONE must be still and only whisper, because, of course, the tower took her AN HOUR (two minutes) to build.

Audrey decided to help Lili after her tower fell down the first time, leaving me FREE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL.

Dominic accepted that we had to stop playing Frisbee after he ALMOST hit the floor lamp.

And then I headed upstairs.

Livvy is a CRAZY BABY tonight. My parents, they have a recliner in their room, and my mom was sitting in it playing with Liv.

When Olivia sees me she basically does a back bend out of my mommy's arms and starts super-speedy crawling towards me.

She gets to me, pulls up on my arm and starts growling at me.

She then sits down, turns around and super-speedy crawls back to my mom.

And does this again...

And again...

And again...

She then decides that mom and I aren't cool enough, crawls away from both of us and heads towards the bathroom.

Mom follows her.

Audrey comes to get me because her and Lili have built a tree out of blocks. I'm told I must only whisper and stay at least ONE FOOT away from it because, and this is an exact Lili quote "It's very unstable." I love it when little kids use big words... BUT ANYWAY....

I go downstairs and see their epic wooden block tree, which looks like something out of Mario Brothers.

I tell them how cool it is and they even LET ME TOUCH IT!

After all of this epic tree-ness I sit down on the couch. At this point I've somehow acquired Livvy (I seriously don't remember how) and Dominic has come running over to try and make her laugh, which involves lots of silly faces and crazy voices and "LIVVY!" growls and "LIV!!!" shouts.

And then Lili comes over...

and says to Liv, with a perfectly straight face;

"My Livvy, Baby!"

In a.

Crystal clear.

British.

Accent.

It has been a strange, but very entertaining night.